So I was walking home from work the other day (very carefully, mind) and I came across a boutique window. I have been into this boutique before, which was a mistake: it’s rather small and it creates awkwardness when leaving, but still, she often has nice wee jackets. Nevertheless, I walked past at speed (but carefully), and so it took me a moment to register the shirt that was displayed in the window.
What on earth, gentle readers? I’m genuinely perplexed. Should I be offended, or delighted?
Regarding a related matter, people do think you’re a bit suspish when you lurk around their boutiques taking photographs.