- I get to drive past Random House Books, which has a pleasing sign out the front, viz:
- The cars have remote locking and flash their lights — simple pleasures, I know
- When I am early I can get a tiny burger from Burger Fuel
- Or a Thai meal
- Though I have never done so
- There are actual magazines in the staffroom, with covers and actual words, like North & South and Mindfood and so on, rather than tattered stripped copies of Truth
- Other staff encourage me to leave humorous messages on the whiteboards
- I get to sing in the car

Why do you have to drive a car for yon job?
I use it to visit my clients.
Oh, I thought it was more of a residential place. Like, they were all there, under lock and key. I was obviously mistaken.