So I was walking home from work the other day (very carefully, mind) and I came across a boutique window. I have been into this boutique before, which was a mistake: it’s rather small and it creates awkwardness when leaving, but still, she often has nice wee jackets. Nevertheless, I walked past at speed (but carefully), and so it took me a moment to register the shirt that was displayed in the window.
What on earth, gentle readers? I’m genuinely perplexed. Should I be offended, or delighted?
Regarding a related matter, people do think you’re a bit suspish when you lurk around their boutiques taking photographs.
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Was said boutique anywhere near where you recently crossed the street and met with the car? Does the proprietress know the driver?
As a general warning to the public at large, it may be useful. Especially in Takapuna during the hours when you are Out and About.
It was slightly down the road from the Scene of the Crime, thank *you* very much. And it was miles from the other end of the road where you can see the cliff where I had to hop up after I broke my other ankle, so put that in your pipe. And she was going quite slow, when she drove into me.